gobbledygook

Ten days ago, I sent a patent lawyer two pages of PowerPoint drawings. Today, he returned 22 pages of writing in patent disclosure, full of turgid gobbledygook (or, euphemistically, patent-class language) and flight-of-fancy technical description. Remember the old joke? "How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?" Any number from 3 to 53 is a correct answer.